Posted by Dan Starnes (IP: 209.119.6.162) on August 01, 1999 at 20:13:30:
In Reply to: How about another off-topic joke to start the new board... posted by TBR on August 01, 1999 at 18:45:50:
: ...A Camaro Owner decides one day that he is sick and tired of all these Camaro Owner jokes and how all Camaro Owners are perceived as stupid, so he decides to show his wife that Camaro Owners really are smart.
: While his wife is off at work, he decides that he is going to paint his Camaro. The next day, right after his wife leaves for work, he goes down to the garage. His wife arrives home at 5:30 and notices the distinctive smell of paint. She walks into the garage and finds him lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. She notices that he is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. She goes over and asks him if he is OK. He replies yes. She asks what he is doing.
: He replies that he wanted to prove to her that not all Camaro Owners are dumb and he wanted to do it by painting the Camaro. She then asks her why he has a ski jacket and a fur coat on. He replies that he was reading the directions on the paint can and they said, FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.