Posted by Paulie (IP: 153.35.253.11) on July 10, 1999 at 12:31:25:
Dear Car Owner:
Are you experiencing too many second and third finishes behind inferior vehicals at car shows? During a normally plesent day, does your
car suddenly devloped new noises that you've never heard before?
Well, this simple chain letter is meant to bring relief and happiness to you. Unlike most chain letters, it doesn't cost any money.
Simply send a copy to six other car owners who are dissatisfied with the way that their car is behaving. Also, bundle up
your car and send it to the car owner at the top of the list, and add your name to the bottom of the list.
Do not use a return address or the post office may try to contact you.
In one week you should receive 16,436 vehicals, and at least one of them should be a keeper.
Have faith in this. Do not break the chain. One owner broke the chain and got his own car back.
Good luck!