Posted by ROGER WHITE (IP: 208.16.40.112) on July 16, 1999 at 23:04:22:
In Reply to: Let's start the new board w/ some off-topic humor... posted by TBR on June 26, 1999 at 09:58:31:
: ...Maybe we can keep them flames in check this time:
: Blonde jigsaw puzzle
: One morning this blonde calls her friend and says "Please come over and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to start it." Her friend asks "What is it a puzzle of?" The blonde says "From the picture on the box, it's a tiger." The blonde's friend figures that he's pretty good at puzzles, so he heads
: over to her place. She lets him in the door and shows him to where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then studies the box. He then turns to her and says: "First, no matter what I do, I'm not going to be able to show you how to assemble these to look like the picture of that tiger." "Second, I'd advise you to relax, have a cup of coffee, and put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."