Posted by T.L. on August 17, 1998 at 21:25:52:
In Reply to: Re: Joke posted by WEST on August 17, 1998 at 18:38:37:
...yea, he's a real "comickian"...
: : Two nuns are driving a Maverick cross country one night when, out from nowhere, a vampire jumps out at them and lands on the hood of their car. The nun who is driving shouts "What do I do, what do I do!?". The nun riding shotgun says "Turn on the windshield wipers. Maybe that will knock him off." So she turns on the windshield wipers and the vampire flops and flails about, but manages to hang on. So the nun who is driving shouts, "What do I do, what do I do!?". And the nun riding shotgun says, "I'm ashamed to admit this, but when we were out of wiper fluid, I put some holy water in the resevoir. Squirt some of that on him, and maybe that will knock him off." So the nun who is driving squirts the vampire with holy water and he fizzles and he blisters, but still he manages to hang on.So the nun who is driving shouts "What do I do, what do I do!?". And the nun riding shotgun says, "Well... try showing him your cross." So the nun rolls down her window and says, " Hey! Get the Fuck off my hood!!"
: I like it!