Re: Not car related but 10 to 1, I'm one of the few Mac users here...

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: I think Macs rule but I can't afford one right now, but maybe someday... : : : ... Guess that makes me a real Maverick huh? : : Saw this on a Humor board and had to pass it on... : : : : Rumor has it that the following are new Windows messages in Windows 98: : : 1.Smash forehead on keyboard to continue. : : 2.Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue. : : 3.Press any key to continue or any other key to quit. : : 4.Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE! : : 5.Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test. : : 6.Close your eyes and press escape three times. : : 7.Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner. : : 8.This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another : : game? : : 9.Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)" : : 10.This is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the world. Please : : log : : off." : : 11.To "shut down" your system, type "WIN." : : 12.BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding. : : 13.COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key. : : 14.CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N) : : 15.File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) : : 16.Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N) : : 17.Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User. : : 18.Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N) : : 19.WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS) : : 20.User Error: Replace user. : : 21.Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)" : : 22.Welcome to Microsoft's World - Your Mortgage is Past Due... : : 23.If you are an artist, you should know that Bill Gates owns you : : and : : all your future creations. Doesn't it feel nice to have security? : : 24.Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles : : have been deleted. The police are on the way

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