You might be from Colorado if.....

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: : ...You carry your $3,000 mountain bike on top of your $500 car. : > You thought "Californication" would be banned by Amendment 2. : > You're actually proud of "South Park." : > You have a business degree and are frying burgers at McDonald's. : > You have a fat tire in your refrigerator and your garage. : > You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way home from work and he stops at the day care. : > You own a big dog named Aspen, Buck or Cheyenne that wears a bandanna. : > You cast out your fishing line while white-water rafting. : > You've never seen the tourist attractions in your own city. : > All summer you thought a redneck named "Bubby" was gonna be your quarterback. : > A pass does not involve a football or a woman. : > You are 82 years old and take up snowboarding. : > Your SUV tire size exceeds your IQ. : > Your real Y2K fear is running out of Celestial Seasonings tea and trail mix. : > The entire top of your head is bald, but you still have a pony tail. : > You personally wouldn't pay $10 per head to drive up Pikes Peak unless it was the only mountain on earth ... but you tell all your house-guests to do it. : > You can recite the entire Bible from memory, but can't remember to use : your turn signal (oh those Co. Springs folk). : > You get depressed after one day of foggy weather. : > You wear the latest fashions a year after they went out of style. : > You think that formal wear is ironed denim. : > North means "mountains to the left;" south is "mountains to the right;" and east and west are where all those damn conservatives keep moving in from. : > You go anywhere else on the planet and the air feels "sticky." : > You consider a three-piece suit to be a pair of shorts, a sweatshirt and Birkenstocks. : > You see your East Coast relatives now more than when you lived there. : > You think gun control is not dropping it. : > Your bridal registry is at REI. : > You can run up 10 flights of stairs without huffing and puffing.

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