Posted by God on February 21, 1999 at 17:05:40:
I want you all to know that if I had chosen to be alive now instead of two thousand years ago, I would be driving a Maverick. Furthermore, I can assure you all that you have a place in heaven for your impeccable taste in automobiles. Chevy owners go to the other place... And by the way, Lee Iacocca is the antichrist.