Posted by TBR (IP: 205.188.192.173) on November 01, 1999 at 09:39:41:
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>If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People
>My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant
>Thank You For pot Smoking
>To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing
>If At First You Don't Succeed...blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling
>If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer
>Horn Broken... Watch For Finger
>If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass
>You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
>This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
>So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time
>Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
>If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
>The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name
>Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
>Illiterate? Write For Help
>Honk If Anything Falls Off
>Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes
>He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
>You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
>I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
>Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?
>It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now
>I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere (for Craig Selvey;-)
>Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
>Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.
>Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
>Caution - Driver Legally Blonde!
>Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
>If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.
>Warning! Driver Only Carries $20.00 In Ammunition
>What Has Four Legs And An Arm? A Happy Pit Bull
>PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals