Posted by Earl Pillow (IP: 208.234.175.204) on October 05, 2000 at 15:56:57:
So lots of people have cool names for their cars, but I can not come up with anything cool for the Maverick. I mean, come on. A Maverick is "an unbranded range animal, especially a calf that has become separated from its mother." No offense or anything but that's just not that cool. No wonder Mustang owners laugh at us. Every time I try to think of something cool I keep getting stuck on stuff like Mad Cow or Bum Steer. In the tradition of FrankenStang, I thought about Mavula (i.e. a blood-thirsty bovine), but that sounds way too much like a female body-part, so it's back to the drawing board. So I'm begging you guys to help me think of something that stikes fear in the heart of every pony-car owner out there. Is there a word for a demon longhorn that springs nightly from the depths of Hell, roaming the land devouring wild horses and leaving their discarded skulls like peanut shells in his wake? Nah, that would be too easy.