Notes to self: 1. Put Preston on the ignore list. 2. Remove Preston from the buddy list.:16suspect 3. Remove Preston from all other lists, including but not limited to, Christmas card, favor, and friend.:16suspect 4. While in the F250, run over car with a Louisianna tag - just in case. 5. Finally -
But Mr. Terry....if you do all of that, technically that'd put you on my ex-girlfriends list...:16suspect...cause they do that stuff too.....Don't you think you MIGHT possibly reconsider at least SOME of it?? What if.....and I'm talking about theories here......what if I were to apologize....could any of the mental anguish that you have suffered here ever be removed?? Because if you think that the damage I have caused you can be repaired, I might would consider it........
I'm not sure you helped your case by putting me in the ex-girlfriend category. As fas as reconsideration, let me think about it and I'll get back to.
Preston, I've thought about. I'll accept you apology if it comes with a sum of money that has a single digit followed by a comma and three zeros.
Mr. Terry- I officially apologize and am providing you with a sum that matches the requested amount! $0,000.00 I hope now that all is well between us. This does indeed remove you from the ex-girlfriend list!
My bad. I meant to say a single digit greater than zero. Tell you what, I'll just let you cut my grass instead.
