Posted by Paulie (IP: 153.35.254.143) on August 17, 1999 at 12:02:22:
In Reply to: some gudielines posted by Comick on August 17, 1999 at 11:47:20:
Lycos 101?
: Subject: What men wish women would learn
: 1. If you think you are too fat, you probably are. Dont ask us.
And don't ask your freinds... they're lying...
: 2. Learn to work the toilet seat, if it is up put it down.
Hey.. in the middle of the night sometimes.....
: 3. Don't cut your hair, EVER.
Split ends gotta go... how 'bout a TINY bit.. grows faster...
: 4. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
Ditto!!
: 5. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
Short black leather works best tho'.. or better yet.. nothing at all right? :)
: 6. Women wearing wonder bras and low cut blouses lose their right to
: complain about having their boobs starred at.
And over tight sweaters and jeans...
: 7. You have too many shoes.
(Hey, not anymore! May 4 pairs including my bitch boots....)
: 8. Crying is blackmail.
So is "well, my OLD girlfreind did..."
: 9. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
yep!
: 10. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
Notes are good too... Clear and concise!
: 11. Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point
: blank range. We are bound to miss sometimes.
Tissue paper.. it's NOT just for the nose anymore!
: 12. Yes, and no are perfectly acceptable answers.
Agreed...
: 13. A headache that last 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
So is impotance....
: 14. Don't fake it, We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
well said!
: 15. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an
: argument
That ALSO works both ways!!!
: 16. If you don't dress like Victoria Secret girls, don't expect us to
: act like soap opera guys.
EUUU!! Who in their right mind would want that?? Cheating at every turn...yadda yadda yadda...
: 17. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
: ways make you sad or angry, we meant the other.
Ditto again!!
: 18. Let us ogle, if we don't look at other women, how can we know how
: pretty you are?
Allow us to be oogled, that way you know what a prize you have!
: 19. Dont rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
*smile*
never do!
: 20. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it
: done - not both.
LOL!!!!
: 21. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
But he was trying to find a short vut to the west indies...
: 22. You have enough clothes.
And if it doesn't fit you now, didn't fit you when you bought it....
: 23. Nothing says "I love you" like sex.
And NOTHING is worse than "let's just be freinds"....
It means they're either gay or have a boyfreind/girlfreind that they don't want you to know about....