Posted by Comick (IP: 205.139.85.127) on August 17, 1999 at 11:47:20:
In Reply to: Help finding a woman... posted by T.L. on August 17, 1999 at 10:38:55:
Subject: What men wish women would learn
1. If you think you are too fat, you probably are. Dont ask us.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat, if it is up put it down.
3. Don't cut your hair, EVER.
4. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
5. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
6. Women wearing wonder bras and low cut blouses lose their right to
complain about having their boobs starred at.
7. You have too many shoes.
8. Crying is blackmail.
9. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
10. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
11. Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point
blank range. We are bound to miss sometimes.
12. Yes, and no are perfectly acceptable answers.
13. A headache that last 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
14. Don't fake it, We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
15. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an
argument
16. If you don't dress like Victoria Secret girls, don't expect us to
act like soap opera guys.
17. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
ways make you sad or angry, we meant the other.
18. Let us ogle, if we don't look at other women, how can we know how
pretty you are?
19. Dont rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
20. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it
done - not both.
21. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
22. You have enough clothes.
23. Nothing says "I love you" like sex.