Re: most excellent advice

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: : Subject: What men wish women would learn : : : : 1. If you think you are too fat, you probably are. Dont ask us. : : 2. Learn to work the toilet seat, if it is up put it down. : : 3. Don't cut your hair, EVER. : : 4. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it. : : 5. Anything you wear is fine. Really. : : 6. Women wearing wonder bras and low cut blouses lose their right to : : complain about having their boobs starred at. : : 7. You have too many shoes. : : 8. Crying is blackmail. : : 9. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work. : : 10. Mark anniversaries on a calendar. : : 11. Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point : : blank range. We are bound to miss sometimes. : : 12. Yes, and no are perfectly acceptable answers. : : 13. A headache that last 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. : : 14. Don't fake it, We'd rather be ineffective than deceived. : : 15. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an : : argument : : 16. If you don't dress like Victoria Secret girls, don't expect us to : : act like soap opera guys. : : 17. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the : : ways make you sad or angry, we meant the other. : : 18. Let us ogle, if we don't look at other women, how can we know how : : pretty you are? : : 19. Dont rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out. : : 20. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it : : done - not both. : : 21. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we. : : 22. You have enough clothes. : : 23. Nothing says "I love you" like sex. : : Most excellent advice. And very well said.

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