Posted by Pegasus (IP: 207.90.225.97) on October 22, 1999 at 17:41:17:
In Reply to: Ok, Time for some semi-offtopic jokes for the new board... posted by TBR on October 20, 1999 at 23:18:21:
Some others I've seen:
If you don't like my driving, stay the hell off the sidewalk!
The size of the tires on your truck are inversely proportional to the size of your manhood.
In God I trust, everyone else is suspect
My kid is on the principal's sh*t list at blahblah Middle School
My kid beat the sh*t out of your honor student!
I'd rather push this Ford than drive your Chevy!
*** drum roll please! My favorite ***
Chevys S*ck
: ...Hey, I don't write 'em only pass them on (like a good virus)...
: *** Bumpers Stickers ***
: *Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your A**?
: *If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
: *Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an a**hole
: *100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?
: *You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT
: *Save Your Breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date!
: *My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom
: *Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
: *I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
: *WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
: *The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
: *Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.
: *Hang up and drive.
: If you can read this, please flip me back over... (seen upside down, on a Maverick)
: *Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings"
: *Boldly going nowhere
: *Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
: *Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself.
: *Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
: *Why am I the only person on earth who knows how to drive?
: *Some people just don't know how to drive. I call these people "Everybody But Me."
: *Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.