Posted by TBR (IP: 152.163.197.54) on October 20, 1999 at 23:18:21:
...Hey, I don't write 'em only pass them on (like a good virus)...
*** Bumpers Stickers ***
*Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your A**?
*If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
*Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an a**hole
*100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?
*You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT
*Save Your Breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date!
*My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom
*Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
*I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
*WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
*The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
*Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.
*Hang up and drive.
If you can read this, please flip me back over... (seen upside down, on a Maverick)
*Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings"
*Boldly going nowhere
*Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
*Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself.
*Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
*Why am I the only person on earth who knows how to drive?
*Some people just don't know how to drive. I call these people "Everybody But Me."
*Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.