Posted by 74 Comick on August 05, 1998 at 04:22:44:
>A farmer had been taken several times by the local car dealer. One
>day, the car dealer informed the farmer that he was coming over to
>purchase a cow. The farmer priced his unit as follows:
>
> Basic cow 499.95
>
> Shipping and handling 35.75
> Extra stomach 79.25
> Two tone exterior 142.10
> Produce storage compartment 126.50
> Heavy duty straw chopper 189.60
> Four spigot/high output drain system 149.20
> Automatic fly swatter 88.50
> Genuine cowhide upholstery 179.90
> Deluxe dual horns 59.25
> Automatic fertilizer attachment 339.40
> 4 x 4 traction drive assembly 884.16
> Pre-delivery wash and comb 69.80
>
> FARMERS SUGGESTED LIST PRICE: 2843.36
> Additional dealer adjustments: 300.00
>
> TOTAL LIST PRICE (Including options) $3143.36