Posted by Ron S. on August 05, 1998 at 20:31:40:
In Reply to: Why you shouldn't buy from a dealer posted by 74 Comick on August 05, 1998 at 04:22:44:
I KNEW those farmers couldn't be trusted!!! ;-)
: >A farmer had been taken several times by the local car dealer. One
: >day, the car dealer informed the farmer that he was coming over to
: >purchase a cow. The farmer priced his unit as follows:
: >
: > Basic cow 499.95
: >
: > Shipping and handling 35.75
: > Extra stomach 79.25
: > Two tone exterior 142.10
: > Produce storage compartment 126.50
: > Heavy duty straw chopper 189.60
: > Four spigot/high output drain system 149.20
: > Automatic fly swatter 88.50
: > Genuine cowhide upholstery 179.90
: > Deluxe dual horns 59.25
: > Automatic fertilizer attachment 339.40
: > 4 x 4 traction drive assembly 884.16
: > Pre-delivery wash and comb 69.80
: >
: > FARMERS SUGGESTED LIST PRICE: 2843.36
: > Additional dealer adjustments: 300.00
: >
: > TOTAL LIST PRICE (Including options) $3143.36