Posted by Paulie (IP: 63.21.254.46) on February 24, 2000 at 23:38:42:
How'd they know about me? At least the last two...
Q: How do you get a redhead to argue with you? A: Say something
Q: How do you get a redhead's mood to change? A: Wait 10 seconds
If you love a Redhead, set her free.....if she follows you everywhere
you go, pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend
in the hospital, she's yours.
Q: What's safer: a redhead or a piranha? A: The piranha. They only
attack in schools.
Q: How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend?
A: She has scratched "stay off MY TURF!" on his back with her nails.
Q: What do you call a Redhead with an attitude? A: Normal
Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A: A redhead!
Q: How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer? A: There's
a hammer embedded in the monitor.
Q: How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you? A: She stops
washing your clothes in the toilet bowl.