Posted by Ron S. (IP: 152.163.194.204) on February 25, 2000 at 20:21:36:
In Reply to: Red Heads... posted by Paulie on February 24, 2000 at 23:38:42:
:
: How'd they know about me? At least the last two...
:
: Q: How do you get a redhead to argue with you? A: Say something
: Q: How do you get a redhead's mood to change? A: Wait 10 seconds
: If you love a Redhead, set her free.....if she follows you everywhere
: you go, pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend
: in the hospital, she's yours.
: Q: What's safer: a redhead or a piranha? A: The piranha. They only
: attack in schools.
: Q: How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend?
: A: She has scratched "stay off MY TURF!" on his back with her nails.
: Q: What do you call a Redhead with an attitude? A: Normal
: Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
: A: A redhead!
: Q: How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer? A: There's
: a hammer embedded in the monitor.
: Q: How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you? A: She stops
: washing your clothes in the toilet bowl.